Alfred Picklebottom

Alfred Picklebottom is the main character of the show. He is a crazy guy with what he calls "Crazy issues".

Appearance
Alfred wears a red hat and a pair of groucho glasses.

Personality
Crazy and stupid as shown when he thinks that 1+1 is 5 and when he thinks that the letter "R" is pie.

Weaknesses
French Fries and Glue.

Catchphrases

 * HOLY HALIBUT!
 * ugh, Did someone eat the cheese?!
 * This is Alfred Picklebottom!!!!!!
 * Hi, Alfred Picklebottom Here!!!!!!!

Trivia

 * He smells like moldy pickles.
 * He tried going to school once, but he killed his teachers with his stupidity.
 * He sometimes teams up with Alfredo Cucumbertop to beat Fattold.

Relationships

 * Eugene Squishyshorts ( Brother )
 * Alfredo Cucumbertop ( Frienemy )
 * Fattold Fattington III ( Arch-enemy )
 * Doggie ( Dog )
 * Kittie ( Cat )

Episode Appearances

 * EVERY EPISODE!